Humor

Hey, it’s Halloween! Aside from tooth decay induced by copious amounts of sugar-loaded candy, that means all your favorite soccer teams are releasing spooky and/or goofy Halloween videos. Horray! We here at The18 have done the hard work of rounding up the best soccer Halloween videos from this week, so grab some bite-sized candy bars and enjoy. 

Bae: "come over"

Me: "I can't I'm in a different section of the Bombonera"

Bae: "My parents aren't in this section of the Bombonera"

Me:

Yesterday a Boca fan tried to sneak into a different sector of the Bombonera through a hole in the concrete and got stuck. pic.twitter.com/8BgsdIMJcK

— Daniel Edwards (@DanEdwardsGoal) October 30, 2017

Y'all there are things happening in this video. Pretty much everything is happening in this video.

This happened in injury time in a non-league match in England between Padiham and Wildnes. The video begins with Wildnes up 3-1. It does not end that way.

A couple of people struggling with the link earlier - this should work now. Here’s the last minute again for those who couldn’t get the link pic.twitter.com/whVFiZGpbz

Do you feel the urge to go hunting and also are not a big fan of pants or shirts? Cristiano Ronaldo has a special product just for you!

Camo style!  @CR7Underwear #CR7Underwear pic.twitter.com/bkbElQM8X3

West Ham won a game! Wooooooo.

The Hammers came back from a 2-0 deficit (most dangerous lead in soccer!) to beat Tottenham Hotspur 3-2. They are on to the next round of the Carabao Cup, which is good and cool for West Ham fans. 

Defending, on the face of it, is a pretty animalistic art. Without a doubt, there are a myriad of subtleties to transform it into a fine art, but you still won’t get very far as a defender without being physical and instinctive. You’ve got to have the appetite for getting stuck in and crunching — you’ve got to mark your territory with blood, sweat and piss. 

Borussia Dortmund played a very Halloween-themed DFB-Pokal match Tuesday against FC Magdeburg, whose fans have a well-earned reputation for amusing antics. Look at this tifo the hosts brought out to welcome their opponents. Unless you were scared by the "Saw" movies.

ALL HAIL ARSENE WENGER, GOD OF SUBSTITUTIONS.

ALSO, ALL HAIL EDDIE NKETIAH, WHO SCORED JUST 15 SECONDS AFTER ENTERING ARSENAL'S CARABAO CUP MATCH AGAINST NORWICH CITY TO TIE THE GAME UP, AND SCORED AGAIN IN EXTRA TIME TO WIN IT.

“Your whole life, like a sandglass, will always be reversed and will ever run out again, — a long minute of time will elapse until all those conditions out of which you were evolved return in the wheel of the cosmic process. And then you will find every pain and every pleasure, every friend and every enemy, every hope and every error, every blade of grass and every ray of sunshine once more, and the whole fabric of things which make up your life.”