Humor

What Did Fraser Forster Say To James Milner Before His Penalty Save?

James Milner had a penalty saved on Sunday. It was his first failure to convert since 2009. Before he took it, Southampton goalkeeper Fraser Forster stepped up to the spot and whispered sweet nothings into Milner's ear. Did it affect Milner? After the match, Milner said he's been around long enough for that sort of thing not to bother him.

Oh come on Jimmy no one believes that.

What did Forster say that so unnerved the unflappable Milner? We have some speculations:

"James are you sure you didn't leave the kettle on this morning?"

Cristiano Ronaldo's Mother's Day Tweet Scared The Hell Out Of Me

Cristiano Ronaldo scared the hell out of me this morning. I was up watching Arsenal vs. Manchester United and idly scrolling through twitter when I saw this:

Chicharito's Best Goal Proved He Was The Face Of Manchester United

The headline of this article was a joke. Take a look at this clip of Chicharito's best goal and see if you can spot why.

Heh. Get it? Face of Manchester United? God, I am so clever.

Bayern Munich's Title Celebration Inadvertently Reveals Them To Be The Uruk-Hai

Bayern Munich won the Bundesliga after trashing Wolfsburg, 6-0, and they celebrated with shirts!

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