First, it must be said that it's hard to give Petr Cech too hard a time about the thumping he took in Arsenal's season opener against West Brom. Despite the fact that the newly-minted Gunner gave up two pedestrian goals against West Brom, the former Chelsea striker does have more clean sheets in Premier League openers than any other keeper.
We always suspected something was up with Xabi Alonso. His passing was too good; his vision is too good for a normal human.
And now we see that we were correct in our assumptions, with this Vine as proof: Xabi Alonso is a ghost. Clearly, Xabi starts to disappear here, proving that he is a ghost and can communicate with the supernatural world. His pinpoint lobs are so precise because other ghosts are carrying them to their destinations. The truth has come out.
This poor guy.
We feel bad for him, we really do, but that doesn't stop us from laughing as we watch this video over and over and over again. It really has everything you could want in an own-goal. He should be proud.
Were we on this guy's team, we couldn't even be mad, this goal was so funny.
A few months ago, Crystal Dunn of the Washington Spirit was left off of the USWNT, and she hasn’t let anyone forget about it since. She currently is the highest scorer in the NWSl with 12 goals in 14 games, and she showed she thoroughly deserved that being in that position with her performance against the Houston Dash this past weekend.
Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville were the best of enemies when they played for Liverpool and Manchester United, respectively.
Now, though, they've been forced to team up in FIFA 16 Ultimate Team. It was, uh, interesting.
Can the next one please be Arsene Wenger and Jose Mourinho trying to coexist?
What you are about to see is a real (to the best of our knowledge) video of Racing supporters throwing stuff on the field during a game in the Argentina Primera Division.
In this real video, Belgrano keeper Juan Olave grabs a passing cheeseburger, picks it up and takes a bite. We are not making this up. Watch it and be forever haunted.
We'll give Cristiano Ronaldo this: he's very opinionated about not being opinionated.
In a recent interview, Ronaldo was asked what he thought about the whole FIFA business.
"I don't care about FIFA, Qatar, I don't give a f***," Ronaldo said before getting up and walking out of the interview. It is here that we're contractually obligated to use the word "petulant" in regards to Cristiano.
He's not required to care about any of the FIFA business, but come on, man.
We didn't know Arsenal's Olivier Giroud was into professional wrestling, until we watched this video of a glitch in FIFA 15 that clearly shows Giroud using Randy Orton's finishing move, the Randy Knock Out (or RKO) on an unsuspecting defender after a goal. Everybody has a dark side, we guess, even the French.
The wrestling commentary added to the video was a nice touch, we thought.
We've had a few Messi-free weeks since the end of the Copa America, and it's been awful. He and his Brazilian wing-counterpart Neymar skipped Barcelona's USA tour because of the Copa, so we haven't seen the Argentine wonder in action in more than a month.
Luckily, that's coming to an end. Messi and Neymar, as well as countrymen Javier Mascherano (Argentina) and Dani Alves (Brazil) have come back to Barcelona training, serving as a welcome reminder that the new season is almost upon us.
This lady really likes Pedro.
Don't get us wrong, we're sure he's a nice guy and all, but this lady waited outside Barcelona's training facility for Pedro to come out, held a sign for him, had him sign it, and posed for a picture with him.
And did we mention that in the middle of all that she asked him if he was going to transfer somewhere, he said he didn't know and then she started cryting? Not, like, sniffling either. Weeping. Sobbing. Boo-hooing, if you will. We hope Pedro doesn't actually leave, for this lady's sake. She might never recover.