Steven Gerrard has been nothing if not genuine as he readies for his MLS debut. That, and funny.
“I’m not David Beckham," Gerrard said. "I'm not as good looking as him.”
Dry, dry humor, Stevie.
In all seriousness, the Liverpool legend recently spoke out about he and the LA Galaxy, and if I were his teammates or an LA Galaxy fan, I would be incredibly excited after hearing him.
Louis van Gaal is either a genius or just another kid that wants to put the winger with 5 star skill moves at striker in FIFA. Only time will tell.
Van Gaal has come out and said that he plans to play new acquisition Memphis Depay at striker next year, and that doing so is more than a reaction to the departures of Radamel Falcao and Robin van Persie.
Every season MLS puts together a squad of the best players in the league, as well as a group of homegrown players to take on some of the worlds best clubs. In the hodgepodge mixture of players from around the country, it is their opportunity to showoff their talents on a national stage.
Can’t wait for Eden Hazard to return to Stamford Bridge as reigning champion? Or Lionel Messi to break more records than anyone thought possible? Well look no further, Guinness and the International Champions Cup have you covered from July 'til August with top-flight clubs from multiple leagues battling in North America for the Champions Cup as they prepare for their domestic seasons.
“La pregunta de nuestros tiempos” es escuchada a menudo en bares, universidades y comedores entre borrachos, estudiantes, amigos y tú y yo. Puede tomar formas diferentes, pero la naturaleza es la misma: es una pregunta a la cual todos tenemos una respuesta, pero que no tiene una respuesta real.
En realidad no hay una pregunta universal para nuestros tiempos, pero hay preguntas específicas en áreas específicas. En el fútbol está muy claro cuál es esa pregunta: ¿Quién es mejor, Messi o Ronaldo?
Messi f***s people up. He runs around a pitch for 90 minutes and performs acts of greatness with a ball at his feet until he makes entire stadiums chant his name, and what’s left in his wake is the stuff of YouTube legend. I don’t think there’s a more viral athlete in the world than Lionel Messi; he might be the first of all time.
The man destroys people, and then the world makes fun of them.
For those of you who don't believe in silver linings, here's a story for you:
A girl was partying in Las Vegas when a tragedy befell her. She lost her phone.
Two days later, the phone was picked up by none other than Cristiano Ronaldo, who contacted the damsel in distress and brought her her phone.
Marcelo is one of the top two left-backs in the world. He and David Alaba are fighting it out for the crown right now, even though Alaba has been deployed everywhere this side of striker by Pep Guardiola for Bayern Munich. The thing is, Marcelo has a major handicap: he plays against Lionel Messi, who primarily attacks the left side of defenses.
Where to even begin.
You expected this to be at #1. Either that or you don’t know much about soccer, because this really probably should have been at #1, but bear with us.
You might not have known this, but James Milner is a social media star.
I've just peeled a banana that looked fine but when I peeled it it was bruised which is funny because it looked fine before I peeled it.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) June 16, 2015