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Wenger Watch Europa League Special: Olivier Giroud To The Rescue!

The bad taste in Arsenal fans' mouths from losing to Watford this weekend is still there, but it was diluted a bit when Arsenal's extremely handsome Frenchman went inverted to lift the Gunners over Red Star Belgrade.

It was cool!

Alavaro Morata's Life Flashes Before Him After Being Nutmegged By Edin Dzeko

These Incredible Brazilian Fans Snuck A Pig Into A Soccer Game

Some fans in Brazil have set a new bar for smuggling things into soccer games. They brought a pig.

What If The U.S. Hosted Its Own Tournament With Other Failed World Cup Qualifiers?

Bender Bending Rodriguez has the right idea. If you can’t get into the party, just create your own.

With the U.S. officially out of the 2018 World Cup, it should consider hosting its own alternate World Cup for other World Cup castoffs. We’ll call it the Jack Warner Invitational and invite all the other countries who suck too much to be included in Russia. Plus, who wanted to go to Russia anyway? Buncha Commies. 

This Club Lined Up With 10 Messis To Celebrate Leo's World Cup Qualification Heroics

Lionel Messi scored a hat trick against Ecuador to secure Argentina's place at the 2018 World Cup in Russia last Tuesday. Folks in Argentina are understandibly excited about that. One Argentine club, Sacachispas, was so excited they went out and did this:

Wenger Watch: Oh Geez, Oh No

Set the "days without a calamitous loss to a lesser side" counter back to zero.

And while you're at it, set the Wenger-O-Meter to Wenger OUT.

Wenger Watch

Watford. Tom Cleverley. It was so poetic and at the same time extremely dumb. In other words, Arsenal.

Get Excited For Manchester United-Liverpool By Watching Steven Gerrard Headbutt Marouane Fellaini

Manchester United and Liverpool will play tomorrow in what is sure to be a heated match between two teams that really don't like each other. As evidence of these feelings, I present Steven Gerrard and Marouane Fellaini:

Zlatan Should Come Out Of Retirement If Sweden Makes The World Cup

Sweden are still in the running for the 2018 World Cup. They will have to win a playoff against another UEFA team but have been playing well as of late. Sweden's current squad would be a fun addition to the World Cup, but do you know what would be more fun?

It Took All This Crazy Shit To Knock The U.S. Out Of The World Cup

Tuesday sure was wild, huh? CONCACAF CONCACAF’d the sh*t out of CONCACAF World Cup qualifiers for two insane hours. There was a lot to take in. A lot. Wacky own goals, rampaging ball boys and hugging commentators. And USMNT World Cup dreams dashed. So like Hillary Clinton after her election loss, let’s revisit what the hell just happened.

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