Humor
Cristiano Ronaldo Was Attacked By A Ghost
Cristiano Ronaldo hasn't scored yet in his two matches back from suspension, but that hasn't stopped him from being wildly entertaining.
On Saturday, during Real Madrid's 2-1 win against Alaves, Ronaldo was attacked by a spooky ghost.
This Training Story From Fulham’s Relegation Season Will Make You LOL
Fulham’s hiring of former Bayern Munich manager Felix Magath back in February of 2014 was one of the most quixotic appointments in the history of the Premier League.
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Wenger Watch Carabao Cup Special: Survive And Advance
Arsenal took care of business in their Carabao (which we are pronouncing CaraBOW with extra emphasis on the BOW) Cup clash against Doncaster Rovers. Theo Walcott scored. Alexis dribbled a lot. Olivier Giroud tried two overhead kicks. Arsenal saved two goals in situations that involved beleaguered Arsenal defenders making horrible mistakes but being so much faster than the Doncaster forwards it didn't matter. Jack Wilshere played.
So, nothing to worry about, really. Survive and advance.
Christian Pulisic Scores Dortmund's 3000th Goal And Butchers The Celebration
Kingsley Coman Ended A Man's Life
Y'all, this is a funeral. We are gathered here today to celebrate the life of Schalke defender Thilo Kehrer, tragically taken from us too soon at the tender age of 20. He made those few years count, though, fulfilling his dream to become a professional soccer player.
Death comes for us all eventually, and God and Kingsley Coman decided yesterday that Kehrer's time has come. It is not my place to question the decisions of the almighty, his divine grace has a plan for us all, and when our time us up it is up.
Sergio Aguero Is Not OK With People Calling It Soccer
The Real Reason Kids Walk Out With Players At The Start Of A Match
Liverpool's Defense Is Like A Small Child With A Knife
Liverpool let in two goals today against Leicester that could have been prevented: a second ball off a corner for the first and a second ball off a throw-in for the second. This has been a habit all season.
Here's a video illustration:
i just laughed for 15 minutes straight pic.twitter.com/zAMgWglksE
— madison meyers (@madmeyers) September 17, 2017